At least I'm not June Holler

This is June Holler, mother of Alana, from Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC. She lives in McIntyre, Georgia, and even though she weighs probably 30 or so pounds less than I do, has no neck. She also feeds her daughter Mountain Dew to "amp her up" for pageants, and threatens to "nut up" (I'm guessing, lose her temper?) on anyone who dares criticize her daughter. She's also an extreme couponer, which is her only (in my mind) redeeming quality. (Hey, I like to save money!)

Sometimes, you just have to watch things on television, or online, or in a book, and think, "At least I'm not THAT bad," whenever you're having a rainy day. June Holler is my personal rainy day example. Enjoy. (Photo from BestWeekEver.tv; screencap from the original broadcast of Toddlers & Tiaras.)

June Holler: Sparkle, baby!